What in the name of Zeus' butthole, is this?

Oh my. Anti-Thad has uncovered the identity of the male prostitute that Thud was caught with just the other day at his home by Sheniqua Lavercious Dequairius Shitheed, who is Thud's baby mama # 8. When Sheniqua found Lemonjello Flequarius inside Thud's house, it is reported that he was placing Skittles in Thud's *******. Now I thought this was a little odd myself, but apparently Lemonjello found Thud's name on a private personals page and the magic had begun.

Now to Thud's defense, Lemonjello "kind of" looks like a girl...in a sick German Shephard kind of way. But we all have Freedom of Choice, and Thud has made his.

Now, onto more important issues...Thud has apparently gotten snowed into believing Herenton in his plan for the Memphis City School District.

WTF people. Did Thud drink some of his own KoolAid? Herenton is a damn joke and is dragging this MCS issue around because he got looked over as MCS Super. This is a damn ploy to hold the City and the School District hostage until he gets his way. Thud just happens to buy into this bullshit. But then again, why should we be surprised.

Of course we all knew that Thud would drop the WMPD/Dwayne Chatt issue just like he has dropped other issues that he was flat out proven wrong about. So what does he do....well here ya go folks....

Enjoy this, in the latest edition from Thudmania:

Looking at the budget of Memphis City Schools,Plus the fact that in 2007 with 113,000 children in the system there were 133,000 misconduct incidents, more than 20,00 incidents categorized as violent,more than 1,300 incidents categorized as assault and battery,14,000 suspensions,and 50 arrests.,I must agree with Willie Herenton that it is time for a total revampng of Memphis City Schools.
As I sat in the Council chambers yesterday listening to the mayor make his presentation I like councilman Myron Lowery must admit that it was the best speech that I've heard Willie Herenton make in years. Herenton who made it known that he is no longer a candidate to lead the system showed why he would make a better superintendent than mayor. It seemed as though his real task should be to revive a dying and decaying educational system. Politically think what you will or may about Willie Herenton but his points on yesterday were right on target.
The mayor was correct when he stated "So goes Memphis City Schools so goes the City of Memphis" If we are to eliminate some of the problems of this city than we must have an educational system that works.
Herenton's plan to turn around the system was broken into three parts, To improve the teaching and learning, to make schools more efficient, and to make schools safe. The mayor wants to include The new Memphis Police department Real time Crime Center which is located across from Juvenile Court to target school trouble spots the state of the art equipment has the ability to use technology to monitor schools and their surroundings, identify people who are threats to school safety so that they can be arrested.
I totally agree with Herenton that corporal punishment needs to be restored for grades K-8. Herenton stated "If we do not teach discipline in the lower grades, it is hopeless in high school". The mayor also spoke of the need to assess the 15 alternative schools for students who cannot function in a traditional school environment. there are serious questions as to whether these schools are working,. the mayor stated that the system needs to end the revolving door for these students and must develop compelling programs for the sad reality of 5 and 6 year olds attending alternative schools.
Herenton also spoke of the to make the district more efficient and to right size its management structure. the number of employees at the district has increased dramatically over the past 15 years while the stundent population has only grown slightly. Herenton states that the organizational stucture of the district is top heavy and threatens to collapse under its own weight. He goes on to say that there needs to be a complete overhaul of the central office because it has become a drag on the entire system.
The former head of MCS says that "We need to declare every administrative position in the central office vacant,then review whether the jobs are needed,and if they are we need to require every one to reapply" he states that we need a decentralized organization with 4 administrative districts, each headed by an academic focused superintendent qualified to drive improved student performance. Each district would be the umbrella for 40 schools with about 27,000 students. Plus there would be community advisory boards for each district and local school decision making councils for each school.
The mayor stated that the city and county governments should enter into an agreement that modifies the onerous requirements of the ADA law that is driving up the county debt to almost $2 billion and the county tax along with it. It has been 5 years since the comprehensive management and Performance Review was completed listing strategies to save $114 million over 5 years. The mayor stated that we are throwing money away to operate schools whose capacity is not even 60%,and every dollar spent on an inefficient school is a dollar taken out of the classroom.
The mayor spoke of the need to improve teaching and learning by hiring quality teachers and letting them teach by reducing paperwork every minute spent by a teacher on unnecessary paperwork is a minute that can't be spent on teaching. Herenton spoke of the need to revamp adult basic education and vocational training programs, "Every Child,Every Day,College Bound" is a catchy phrase so says the mayor but nonetheless unrealistic. he states that we must beef up education for students who are not interested in going to college. There are plently of skilled,well paying jobs in Memphis that go lacking because there are not enough people trained in those vocations.
It is my position after listening to the mayor that he does in fact have a better slant on the needs of MCS then perhaps on the City of Memphis and that what he stated on yesterday that Memphis needs a "Lean On Me" leader for the the system is correct. Maybe he should be our Joe Clark.